Off-topic: Things My Dog Has Stolen

 My Chihuahua, Rocket, is a thief. Don't let the cute eyes and laid-back ears fool you. As soon as your back is turned he'll take something and run.



 Things he's stolen:

• Socks
• Underwear
• Erasers
• Paper wrappers
• A whole chocolate truffle (still wrapped)
• Receipts
• Hair (mine, from a haircut)
• Pencils
• Leftover steak (my fault)
• Bits of paper

 Things he's chewed on:

• Rugs
• Carpet
• Shorts
• Blankets
• His own doggy sweaters

 Things he's eaten (or tried to) off of the floor:

• Cheez-its
• Walnuts
• Onion skins (just the skins)
• Dog hair (not his)
• Egg shells

 In short, if you visit me, don't leave your things unattended.

 God bless.